UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER DESIGNS FOR 2020 by Crawford!
Things No One Really Says Anymore
1. Taxi! 2. Operator, I’d like to place a long distance call. 3. Grandpa, what was it like during World War II? 4. You sound like a broken record. 5. That’s right folks, don’t touch that dial! 6. Roll down the window. 7. Let’s watch Saturday morning cartoons. 8. Look it up in the encyclopedia. 9. She wrote me a Dear John letter. 10. We give green stamps. 11. You can find us in the yellow pages. 12. I want my MTV. 13. And that concludes our broadcasting day.
How to tell if a personal description, clothing size, or other euphemism means you are, in actuality, fat:
Husky = fat Big and Tall = fat Large = fat Stocky = fat Thick = fat Stout = fat BBW = fat Plus Sized = fat Chunky = fat Chubby = fat Big Boned = fat Hefty = fat XL – XXXXL = fat Sturdy = fat Nice Smile = fat Pretty Eyes = fat Great Sense of Humor = fat Promotes Positive Body Image = fat Married = fat
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UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER DESIGNS FOR 2020 by Crawford!
Things No One Really Says Anymore
1. Taxi!
2. Operator, I’d like to place a long distance call.
3. Grandpa, what was it like during World War II?
4. You sound like a broken record.
5. That’s right folks, don’t touch that dial!
6. Roll down the window.
7. Let’s watch Saturday morning cartoons.
8. Look it up in the encyclopedia.
9. She wrote me a Dear John letter.
10. We give green stamps.
11. You can find us in the yellow pages.
12. I want my MTV.
13. And that concludes our broadcasting day.
How to tell if a personal description, clothing size, or other euphemism means you are, in actuality, fat:
Husky = fat
Big and Tall = fat
Large = fat
Stocky = fat
Thick = fat
Stout = fat
BBW = fat
Plus Sized = fat
Chunky = fat
Chubby = fat
Big Boned = fat
Hefty = fat
XL – XXXXL = fat
Sturdy = fat
Nice Smile = fat
Pretty Eyes = fat
Great Sense of Humor = fat
Promotes Positive Body Image = fat
Married = fat
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