RECORDINGS “They got better as the years went by, I promise. … Well, not really.” – Chip Crawford
(Contains Adult Language)
Buns of Horror (1982) Bunky the Monkey; Start Here, Universe; I Want to Be a Woman; King of the Modern Guitar; Mom; The Man From Glad; Scott and His Record; No Cheese for Mona; The Love Song; Boil Me Tender; Cannes Surprise; Bunky the Monkey (Reprise); Movement, But Not Life; Hard-ons in Moody’s Room; Hairspray in Wesson; I Know Where Scott Moody Lives; Gear; Leather Onions; Don’t Touch My Pants; Rush Gordon / Be-In / Empty to the Brim / Apology.
Hamster’s Revenge (1983) The Ronald Reagan Rag (The Asshole Nuns with Chip Crawford); The Revolutionary Oyster Pie (Telebacon with Chip Crawford); No Sleep Tonight (The Testicles with Chip Crawford); If (Beirut in Flames with Chip Crawford); A Song Called Bob (Crotch Wrought and the Crabs with Chip Crawford); Romance of the Uglies (Hitler’s Condo with Chip Crawford); Dead to the World (Weasel and the Bottlecaps with Chip Crawford); We Had No Idea (Wet Spot with Chip Crawford).
I Play No Instruments (1984) Stand-up Routine; When I Cast My Shadow.
Tractors Turned My Sister Into a Love Slave From Hell (1985) Sabu Wears a Blue Toupee; Green Gushy Gopher Guts; Romance of the Uglies; Andrew; Walk, Don’t Run; Rotten Lamb; (It’s My Knees) Knocking; Perfidava; Wakin’ Up the Neighbors; No Juice for Kip; Pop Sixties; These Songs Suck Shit; Could Jesus Carry a Tune?; Marijuana Faggot; Could it Be Barry?; Tractors Turned My Sister Into a Love Slave From Hell.
Phone Calls (1982-1985)
Hello Jack 1; Carl; Birchen Henck; Wrong Numbers; Sharon Tate 1; Sharon Tate 2; Hello Jack 2; 7-11 1; Bill Nelson; Shitty Tunes; 7-11 2; Leonard and Julie; Mrs. Rambo; The Fu Residence; Mrs. Kimball; Tom Jones; Gay and Day; Diseases and Hammers and Greg Babykins; The First Pope; Steed and Emma; How Are You From Hong Kong.
Severed Limb (1986) Emily Kills Herself Daily; Pancake Dilemma; Counterfeit Toad; I’ve Got Too Much Money; Bring on the Dancing Rhubarb; Meal From Hell; Leg in Suitcase; Timmy and Lassie; Static; Pierre and Pedro; Computerized Shoes: (a) Spiders in Cocktails, (b) Mary, (c) Penguins in My Underpants.
I Wake Up Screaming (1986) Two Mormons; Lily-livered Jazz Sponge; I Wake Up Screaming; You’re in My Vision; Ramblin’ Mouth: (a) Interruption by Rose, (b) Son of Fred, (c) Bread Cement; Cat Vomit.
Cows on Tour (1986) Artichoke Man (Horsehead Shark with Chip Crawford); Cellophane Rain (The Elongated Stains with Chip Crawford); I am the Father of Elvis’ Baby! (The Clockstruck Twelve with Chip Crawford); Made Up My Mind (Imperial Napkins with Chip Crawford); Why Don’t Cows Make Good Pets? (Trident Upheaval with Chip Crawford); Band-Aid From Wyoming (The Windswept Orange Peels with Chip Crawford); Hate (Double Chin with Chip Crawford); Rose (The Atlantic Livers with Chip Crawford); Whales From Space (Ratskin Wallet with Chip Crawford); Beef Viedersehn (Dung with Chip Crawford).
Bif! … and the Taped Letter for Scott (1990) Bif rants. A lot.
Also appearing: little baby Megan helps tape a letter to Scott, the kids and the wife discuss the name of the dog, and Chip talks about Brandon’s visit and other news of the day.
Squirt Retina (1990) Rush Gordon; I Got a Friend; Picture Mommy Dead; There is Nothing Wrong With Your Set; Dollar Happy; Paperback Writer; “Jabberwocky” by Lewis Carroll; Stream of Consciousness in My Garage.
Surfin’ in the Desert (1993) (With the Flourescent Caps) Surfin’ in the Desert; Joel, Who Chopped Off Her Head; Wait Until You Die.
Mo Bif! (1994) Mo Bif – It Don’t Stop, Do It?; Summo Bif – Subtle Messages from Satan; New Theme from “Gilligan’s Island;” Bif Uggen – The Ballad of Little Buddy; Uncle Bif (with Megan Crawford); Little Bunny Foo Foo (with Megan Crawford); The Bif Riff; Nomo Bif – Stupid People.
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RECORDINGS
“They got better as the years went by, I promise. … Well, not really.” – Chip Crawford
(Contains Adult Language)
Buns of Horror (1982)
Bunky the Monkey; Start Here, Universe; I Want to Be a Woman; King of the Modern Guitar; Mom; The Man From Glad; Scott and His Record; No Cheese for Mona; The Love Song; Boil Me Tender; Cannes Surprise; Bunky the Monkey (Reprise); Movement, But Not Life; Hard-ons in Moody’s Room; Hairspray in Wesson; I Know Where Scott Moody Lives; Gear; Leather Onions; Don’t Touch My Pants; Rush Gordon / Be-In / Empty to the Brim / Apology.
Hamster’s Revenge (1983)
The Ronald Reagan Rag (The Asshole Nuns with Chip Crawford); The Revolutionary Oyster Pie (Telebacon with Chip Crawford); No Sleep Tonight (The Testicles with Chip Crawford); If (Beirut in Flames with Chip Crawford); A Song Called Bob (Crotch Wrought and the Crabs with Chip Crawford); Romance of the Uglies (Hitler’s Condo with Chip Crawford); Dead to the World (Weasel and the Bottlecaps with Chip Crawford); We Had No Idea (Wet Spot with Chip Crawford).
I Play No Instruments (1984)
Stand-up Routine; When I Cast My Shadow.
Tractors Turned My Sister Into a Love Slave From Hell (1985)
Sabu Wears a Blue Toupee; Green Gushy Gopher Guts; Romance of the Uglies; Andrew; Walk, Don’t Run; Rotten Lamb; (It’s My Knees) Knocking; Perfidava; Wakin’ Up the Neighbors; No Juice for Kip; Pop Sixties; These Songs Suck Shit; Could Jesus Carry a Tune?; Marijuana Faggot; Could it Be Barry?; Tractors Turned My Sister Into a Love Slave From Hell.
Phone Calls (1982-1985)
Hello Jack 1; Carl; Birchen Henck; Wrong Numbers; Sharon Tate 1; Sharon Tate 2; Hello Jack 2; 7-11 1; Bill Nelson; Shitty Tunes; 7-11 2; Leonard and Julie; Mrs. Rambo; The Fu Residence; Mrs. Kimball; Tom Jones; Gay and Day; Diseases and Hammers and Greg Babykins; The First Pope; Steed and Emma; How Are You From Hong Kong.
Severed Limb (1986)
Emily Kills Herself Daily; Pancake Dilemma; Counterfeit Toad; I’ve Got Too Much Money; Bring on the Dancing Rhubarb; Meal From Hell; Leg in Suitcase; Timmy and Lassie; Static; Pierre and Pedro; Computerized Shoes: (a) Spiders in Cocktails, (b) Mary, (c) Penguins in My Underpants.
I Wake Up Screaming (1986)
Two Mormons; Lily-livered Jazz Sponge; I Wake Up Screaming; You’re in My Vision; Ramblin’ Mouth: (a) Interruption by Rose, (b) Son of Fred, (c) Bread Cement; Cat Vomit.
Cows on Tour (1986)
Artichoke Man (Horsehead Shark with Chip Crawford); Cellophane Rain (The Elongated Stains with Chip Crawford); I am the Father of Elvis’ Baby! (The Clockstruck Twelve with Chip Crawford); Made Up My Mind (Imperial Napkins with Chip Crawford); Why Don’t Cows Make Good Pets? (Trident Upheaval with Chip Crawford); Band-Aid From Wyoming (The Windswept Orange Peels with Chip Crawford); Hate (Double Chin with Chip Crawford); Rose (The Atlantic Livers with Chip Crawford); Whales From Space (Ratskin Wallet with Chip Crawford); Beef Viedersehn (Dung with Chip Crawford).
Bif! … and the Taped Letter for Scott (1990)
Bif rants. A lot.
Also appearing: little baby Megan helps tape a letter to Scott, the kids and the wife discuss the name of the dog, and Chip talks about Brandon’s visit and other news of the day.
Squirt Retina (1990)
Rush Gordon; I Got a Friend; Picture Mommy Dead; There is Nothing Wrong With Your Set; Dollar Happy; Paperback Writer; “Jabberwocky” by Lewis Carroll; Stream of Consciousness in My Garage.
Surfin’ in the Desert (1993)
(With the Flourescent Caps) Surfin’ in the Desert; Joel, Who Chopped Off Her Head; Wait Until You Die.
Mo Bif! (1994)
Mo Bif – It Don’t Stop, Do It?; Summo Bif – Subtle Messages from Satan; New Theme from “Gilligan’s Island;” Bif Uggen – The Ballad of Little Buddy; Uncle Bif (with Megan Crawford); Little Bunny Foo Foo (with Megan Crawford); The Bif Riff; Nomo Bif – Stupid People.
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